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How to Tell the Difference Between a Knee a Flower

Me: �Hi Honey, it�s me.�

Hubby: �Hey Tray, what�s up?�

Me: �I just got back from the orthopedist about my knee and I wanted to let you know what he said.�

Hubby: �OK. What�s the verdict.�

Me: �He thinks I have a torn, um� a torn, um� shoot! I can�t remember what it�s called.�

Hubby: �What does it sound like?�

Me: �Umm. Oh, I know. It�s a torn Nabisco.�

Hubby: �You have a torn cookie company?�

Me: �No. That�s not right. Let me think. I have a torn� Spartacus?�

Hubby: �That would be an ancient Greek hero.�

Me: �OK. Hang on a second. It is a torn Hibiscus.�

Hubby: �I don�t think that�s it.�

Me: �No?�

Hubby: �A hibiscus is a flower.�

Me: �Well I know it sounds like hibiscus.�

Hubby: �How about Meniscus.�

Me: �Yes!!! It is a Meniscus! That�s it!!�

Hubby: �OK. you have a torn Meniscus. That�s not good.�

Me: �Well the doctor said it could be worse.�

Hubby: �How�s that?�

Me: �At least it�s not my Godzilla.�

Hubby: �Patella.�

Me: �Right.�

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Me: �Hi Honey, it�s me.�

Hubby: �Hey Tray, what�s up?�

Me: �I just got back from the orthopedist about my knee and I wanted to let you know what he said.�

Hubby: �OK. What�s the verdict.�

Me: �He thinks I have a torn, um� a torn, um� shoot! I can�t remember what it�s called.�

Hubby: �What does it sound like?�

Me: �Umm. Oh, I know. It�s a torn Nabisco.�

Hubby: �You have a torn cookie company?�

Me: �No. That�s not right. Let me think. I have a torn� Spartacus?�

Hubby: �That would be an ancient Greek hero.�

Me: �OK. Hang on a second. It is a torn Hibiscus.�

Hubby: �I don�t think that�s it.�

Me: �No?�

Hubby: �A hibiscus is a flower.�

Me: �Well I know it sounds like hibiscus.�

Hubby: �How about Meniscus.�

Me: �Yes!!! It is a Meniscus! That�s it!!�

Hubby: �OK. you have a torn Meniscus. That�s not good.�

Me: �Well the doctor said it could be worse.�

Hubby: �How�s that?�

Me: �At least it�s not my Godzilla.�

Hubby: �Patella.�

Me: �Right.�

�2012, Beckerman. All rights reserved.
To become a fan of Lost in Suburbia on Facebook,�CLICK HERE
To follow me on Twitter,�CLICK HERE

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